INTRO

Do you want a nifty avatar? For free? You bet your sweet fucking marmalade you do.
God damn shit! What's that?
"How the ass licking christ do I go about obtaining this, Riley?"
Well, sugar tits today is your fucky lucky day. I'm going to be drawing these on a request based scheme. Whereas, you request me to draw you one and I'll put pen to mother fucking paper and do it. Except I'll be using MS Paint.

THE LIST

SLOT 01 - EMPTY
SLOT 02 - EMPTY
SLOT 03 - EMPTY

~Spiderbonez
~Dexandre
=Piketh
=DeathTripp

WAITING LIST
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SPECIAL
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These places are reserved for my favorite people.
I'll work on these inbetween dA requests.

01 - Marc (friend)
02 - Wendy (my sister)
03 - Jenna (friend)
04 - Heather (friend)
05 - Ric (friend)
06 - Ash (flatmate)

RULES

Only 1 Request per user
If you already have a request, whether in a slot or waiting, subsequent requests wil be deleted/ignored.
You MUST provide a source image for your character. I won't be drawing someone from text description.
It can be a character, or a manga version of your IRL self.
They're bust or head only, at my discretion.
You can mention extra features like "I have a scar above my right eyebrow." But none of that silly "I want my character to have an eye patch and a scar on every piece of unblemished skin. GRIMDARK WOLOLOLOLO". If your original character has it in the source picture then fine, but if it's an IRL photo. No.
If you want colour, you'll have to wait until I set up commisions, if it gets that popular.
Not a rule as such but I'd appreciate it, if you could, to spread the word about these. I'm not that popular on here and I doubt my watchers really give a crap about me, as I hardly ever submit. I'm hoping this will bulk my gallery up and encourage me to submit other art. Just mention it to people who need a new MSN display pic, or link this journal in your sig. I'll love you forever.

FAQ

(Q)These are done in MS Paint, right?
(A)Yep, 100%. No advanced image editors will be used.

(Q)How long does it take you to do an avatar?
(A)It depends, The 3 samples, found here: [link] took about 20-30 minutes each.

(Q)Can I have a color avatar?
(A)If you color it yourself, other wise, no.

(Q)Can I give you a donation, or buy an avatar?
(A)Well right now there is no point to buy one, as they're free anyway. As for donating, keep your money, please. It's awful kind but I don't have a paypal and I don't outwardly seek money for my art.

(Q)I'm not satisfied with my avatar. What now, bitch?
(A)I apologise, I did my best. But you know it WAS free, you fuck.

(Q)This is not a question.
(A)No, that is a statement.